~ Kelly Ripa
My parents were like June and Ward Cleaver; there was nothing dysfunctional about them.
~ Kelly Ripa
In some ways, her life is so much worse that everybody else's, people feel almost cheered up and inspired. They feel like, 'If Hayley hasn't killed herself, why should I?'
~ Kelly Ripa
I get paid to make out with the hunks!
~ Kelly Ripa
Since we're talking about scandals, I'd like to point out that Regis is not fired, he's just on special assignment. Yeah. Yeah, and we love each other. It is love. It is love.
~ Kelly Ripa
Regis is not fired. He's just on special assignment. And we love each other.
~ Kelly Ripa
My job affords me the luxury of having help. I don't feel exhausted, I feel lucky.
~ Kelly Ripa
[Since Oprah Winfrey said last month that she would no longer make monthly book picks, new clubs have been formed by USA Today, the] Today ... Live With Regis & Kelly.
~ Kelly Ripa
lots of color and quirky combinations ... Kelly's character is extremely animated and very comical in a slapstick sort of way.
~ Kelly Ripa
When I get close to crossing that line or when I go over it, I get 'the look' from Regis,
~ Kelly Ripa
Nobody should be impressed by me,
~ Kelly Ripa
I would love to have another one, but I think we are done because we are so overwhelmed and if I have any more crow's feet, I am going to actually turn into a crow.
~ Kelly Ripa
You know we grope differently on set than we do in real life. Our onset groping is really much more disgusting than our real-life groping.
~ Kelly Ripa
If you're a waiter and you're waiting on me...you might get five percent, you might get seventy percent. It depends on how bad my math skills are that day.
~ Kelly Ripa
When asked about her ankle tattoo
~ Kelly Ripa
It signals to them that I may be freaky deaky.
~ Kelly Ripa
It's like the queen. You're not suppose to go up to her, she's suppose to talk to you first.
~ Kelly Ripa
Talking to Regis about him approaching Barbara Streistand at a party
~ Kelly Ripa
There's no such thing as an uber-mom. I think children are like pancakes. You sort of ruin the first one, and you get better at it the second time around.
~ Kelly Ripa
I'll quit tanning when the satchel handle grows out of my back
~ Kelly Ripa
